Unhinged Claude Skills

Unhinged Claude Skills

25 Claude Code skills with names that sound like a police report and uses that save real hours. Each one is a legit operating mode — a compressor for sub-agent dispatch, an obsessive auditor, a workflow optimizer, a ship-it-tonight enforcer, a spec writer — dressed in a name that makes you laugh. The name is the joke; the saved hours are the point.

Install

These are standard Claude Code skills. Drop any folder into your skills directory and invoke it with its slash command.

# 1. Clone the repo
git clone https://github.com/Jakeschincariol/unhinged-claude-skills.git
cd unhinged-claude-skills

# 2. Copy any skill folder into your Claude Code skills directory
cp -r chinese-grandpa ~/.claude/skills/

# 3. Use it inside Claude Code by typing its slash command
#    /chinese-grandpa

You don't have to install all 25 — copy only the ones you want:

cp -r weaponized-autism meth-lab divorced-dad ~/.claude/skills/

Each skill lives in its own folder containing a single SKILL.md. Invoke a skill by typing its slash command, e.g. /weaponized-autism.

The 25 skills

Headliners

Command	What it does
/chinese-grandpa	Compresses repeated sub-agent instructions via Mandarin to slash the token bill, intent preserved.
/weaponized-autism	Obsessive-detail mode — reads everything, checks every edge case, hard to fool.
/meth-lab	Strips a bloated system, prompt, or automation down to the fastest, cheapest version that still works.
/divorced-dad	Stops gold-plating — builds the simplest functional version and ships it tonight.
/redneck-engineer	Turns a vague idea into a tight PRD, task list, flows, and acceptance criteria.

Ship It Anyway

Command	What it does
/duct-tape-dev	Ships the quick patch that unblocks now, clearly flagged as debt.
/gas-station-genius	Solves with whatever is already in the repo — no new libraries, no installs.
/macgyver	Improvises from primitives — standard library and cleverness over a new framework.
/apollo-13	Works a critical failure under hard constraints to get the broken thing home.
/cowboy-coder	Makes the judgment calls itself and keeps moving — fast and opinionated.
/questionable-engineering	Picks the solution that works over the one that's technically correct.
/goblin-mode	Gets it working ugly first — no naming debates, no premature structure.

Full Send

Command	What it does
/speedrun	Finds the shortest path to done and takes it — no detours, no nice-to-haves.
/autopilot-chaos	Runs the whole task end to end without stopping; you review at the finish line.
/rage-compile	Attacks the error list in one pass — fix, rebuild, repeat, until it builds clean.
/panic-mode	Triages a live incident — stop the bleeding, smallest safe fix, post-mortem later.
/zero-sleep	Holds the thread across a big multi-step build without losing the plot.
/sleep-deprived-founder	Cuts the backlog to the one or two things that actually move the needle.
/crackhead-energy	Fires out ~20 rough ideas in a minute for you to cherry-pick.
/caffeine-overdose	Goes wide and exhaustive — every option, every edge, every step spelled out.

Feral Focus

Command	What it does
/feral-goblin	Drops the small talk and goes heads-down — just code and short status lines.
/keyboard-gremlin	Makes the smallest possible change — surgical edits, minimal diff.
/basement-hacker	Reverse-engineers internals and explains how something actually works.
/schizotech	Connects the dots nobody asked for — wild lateral architecture ideas (filter heavily).
/tax-fraud	Hunts cost everywhere — trims tokens, kills redundant calls, finds the cheapest path.

Credit

Made by Jake Schincariol — opusjake.ai. Read the full write-up.

License

MIT — see LICENSE.